1. Jack of all trades (art, design, music, activism, and fitness). Master of some.

2. Art school graduate of Sparks Elementary, Kindergarten class ofโ€™95

3. Love Jesus. Hate Religion.

4. 73,638,782nd Richest person in the world

5. Filipino-Texan

6. Anti-drama

7. My drug of choice is Nature Rx

8. I am successful 

9. Avid supporter of the American Gold Cross

10. I own tear gas-scented candles

11. I quote myself

12. Pray the Hypocrites prayer (for others of course)

13. Own this Texting Hat

14. A fan of this particular piece of Architecture

15. Anti-crack and other drugs

16. How I feel about your anti-whatever Bumper Sticker

17. Proud owner of Google Cardboard Plastic

18. Wonder if we can auto-correct humanity

19. My love has no labels

20. Forever exploring WTF I should do with my life

21. On the 7th stage of grief

22. I too think You Have Too Much S*it

23. I work for equal opportunity faith

24. Gained some wisdom from cows

25. I'm the bearer of Good News

26. I need Nothing

27. I am here

28. My kind of Touchscreen